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We are here again (smiles), I and Ela, although Ela is yet to take her seat, guess she will fly in any moment from now. Talking about flying, I was on a bike during the week, when one of Ela’s many relatives flew by emptying it’s bowels on the bike man and the last drop landed on the suit I held in my hands *angry*. Those times when you wish you had a catapult or something to gun him or her down, just that i didn’t want to mistakenly gun down Ela (Laughing so hard). Plan on telling Ela, either they become more civilised and use a toilet or they ensure their bowels are emptied before leaving the land for air.....lol for crying out loud this the 20 th   century. Anyway that’s how our maker designed them. Here she comes...... Yspot! : Ela!!!! Ela:   Wise spot!!! Twop of da daii to you Yspot!:   How are you dear? So what tribe should we visit today? Ela : hmmmm...twink you shwuld decwide that for us today Yspot! : *smiles*. Ok, I say Eggon. Ela : Neve

Love Across Naija! Hey! Finally Love Across Naija is ready!!! Even me sef, I tire for the thing but I’m glad it’s has finally taken shape and has been released into the market...lol. It's not actually love perse but one of the key things involved in sealing the love between 2 people: Engagement Process. Co-hosting with me on this last episode is Ela, (a bird from the native town of .... Never mind, she wants that kept a secret between us two). So, join me to welcome, Ela! as she flies in.....*wink. Yspot : So Ela dear, you are so welcome, so good to have you on Yspot!. Ela : tianku wise-spot!(blushing). Ets so gwud to be heir. Yspot : (laughing at the change of name). Ela, the tribes we have are: Yoruba, Igbo, Eggon, Igala, Idoma, Ibibios and Ishan. Which should we begin with for today? Ela : Hmmm...the Igbo tribe pwease. Yspot : Ok, so here we go. Irene is going to take us down the road to the Igbo land. Seat belts please....lol. Ok Irene shoot.